July312014

radioirwin:

radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

stop reblogging this

(via aggressivelytwerkinganderson)

5PM

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????

(via emma-dilemmaa)

5PM

im-just-bad-at-metaphors:

magicalkingdomofdisney:

itsthefangirlwholived:

brookeeverdeen:

when you get your period at school

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Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

Make one wrong move and then the blood will show

Let it flow, let it flow, can’t hold it back anymore

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via totally-relatable)

2PM
canadumb:

SHE LEFT A BAG OF HER OWN SHIT ON HIS COUNTER

canadumb:

SHE LEFT A BAG OF HER OWN SHIT ON HIS COUNTER

(Source: areyoukiddingmewiththisshiiii, via g-iggle)

2PM

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

me when i have to present in class

(Source: lindsaychrist, via g-iggle)

2PM

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

(via g-iggle)

2PM

gutter-whores:

i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka 

(Source: gutter-whoress, via clannyphantom)

2PM

mainheaux:

mainheaux:

Why can’t everything be free bruh like everyone just works and everyone gets everything free like everyone can have some good ass food and an iPhone or some shit Idk

So ugh um I guess this is low key communism…. I ain’t know

(via clannyphantom)

1PM

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

(Source: dddderrnsuree, via clannyphantom)

1PM

james-winston:

Posey being a good role model and hiding his beer, bless.

(via epic-humor)

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